•May 17, 2010 • Leave a Comment

The Infamous political trick who is also known as Nelson mandela’s wife, known to the general public as Graca Machel, but in political circles she is known as ” Cabinet Ho” according to a close source who says she is back at it again with her frivolous ways.

Graca was spotted this weeked leaving The Hague prison cells, it is alledged that Cabinet Ho was on a conjugal visit to see Liberian war lord Charles “allstar Chucky” Taylor. It is said that Taylor has stong rapport with the prison guards and favours are done in exchange for blood diamonds naomi Cambell gossip. it is also alledged that Gracas affars with Chucky were also sparked by a hint of payback on Graca’s part because Samora Machel and Chucky taylor were bitter foosball enemies.

Graca was seen leaving the Hague dressed in a maroon floral skirt from Queenspark, just before she entered her black BMW x5 she unhinged her panties from her ass crack and straightened her bra.

It is rumoured that Cabinet Ho’s infidelities are not infact infidelities but that Mandela has been watching a bit too much of Nip/Tuck, like when Michelles dying husband forces her to have sex with Christian while he watches, but many sources also belive that this has to do with the Satanic Church affiliation Mandela holds once he signed a deal with the devil to escape from prison, hence the prison number 46664.



•May 5, 2010 • Leave a Comment

These are strange times for the world, famine, war, natural disasters but there’s quite nothing like a man giving birth.

It has come to the attention of the art fag trying not to be an art fag media that Jack Parow is actually the son of Tumi from Tumi and the volume (The hippie joburg rap shit). What most people have often thought was a lump of fat on Tumi’s back was not  a fanny pack of cellulite but it the fully grown foetus of Jack Parrow, which according to a reliable source wrote Tumi’s rhymes for his whole career.

Tumi was given a ceserean section in a private hospital in Soweto where he demanded deep fried bio slim tablets and chicken feet flavoured ice cream as a substitute for an epideral.

Now it Looks like Jack just got his Hout Bay priviledges revoked now that people find out his pops is an overweight baboon and that people used to think Jack was a continental pillow case stuffed with sausages hidden  inside of Tumi’s shirt…and  he wasnt even born yet. What a shame.


•May 4, 2010 • Leave a Comment

What great news for a first post, Notorious whore lover and human trafficker Lolly jackson has died, but not by a hail of gun fire like the press would like you tobelive, but he actually died of Syphillis complications from sleeping with one too many Zimbo hookers in Rivonia. Lolly’s body was sprayed with bullets by family members and police after his corpse was found wearing nothing but a birthday suit and clutching a large tub of Zambuck in his left hand and an Issue of Ebony magazine with Jennifer Hudson on the cover.

RIP Lolly, he was a real kaffir lover even though he denied it.

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•May 4, 2010 • 1 Comment

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